The definitive ranking of hospital breakfasts
Obvi not to brag, but I’ve had a few of these and will say most accomodating, nice AND consistent was at Peter Mac in Melbourne. Full cafe down stairs and restaurant upstairs? Are you kidding me hun bun? Truly worth going to even if you aren’t sick - 15/ 10, take your sweetheart for dinner if you’re looking to impress.
Howmstever 🧐 this is not a ranking of ole’ Petey Mac, oh no - this is just the consistently basic, dare I say, continental breaky you can expect if you end up in most hospitals which you probably have over the last few years.
Will say though the coffee is gross in every hospital, so idk you’ll just have to deal with it. While we do have access to food delivery now which is a game changer, a lot of people either don’t have access to phones, delivery services or are simply TOO SICK to eat.
yerrrrm tier
Delicious, healthy and if you save the toast and jam (w butter obvi, you’re sick! You need to refuel and rest and what better way than through saturated fats? They are literally giving it to you!) you have a delicious sweet treaty to finish it all off.
The best part of this? Not a single thing has been touched (minus the toast) by human hands in the hospital kitchen.
on the
mend tier
Honestly this is basic bitch shit. Its just sugar and a collection of snacks to make a super snack which won’t even tied you over until the next meal DESPITE you just lounging in bed all day - I wonder if they offer this to diabetics too? Much to think about. Regardless if this is you you’re obviously perkin’ up.
red flag TIER
I’m sorry, but this is either a huge red flag/ cry for help re your mental state if you‘re in a single room and you should stop eating your sad feelings and seek help.
Or you’re trying to kill someone if you are in a shared ward with your tootys. Please, again, seek help.
🚨 FYI the new fudge drummy is god tier shit for me but Mitch claims it to be “too sweet” which is wild to me considering the man loves white twix’s ????? Explain this to me someone.
🚨 Also too scared to try the Marshmallow one - I think it will be a waste of my time and money. Can anyone confirm this?? I’m just not into marshmallow flavouring, it’s capitalism gone too far for me.